Picture: Passenger jet in blue sky with contrail flying over the summit of Half Dome, Yosemite National Park, California.
“Ladies & Gentlemen, this is your capitan speaking. For those of you lucky enough to be seated on the right side of the plane, if you look out your window, you’ll notice that we’re passing by one of the greatest natural wonders in the whole United States. Directly below us is Yosemite Valley, and that big rock you see is the world-famous Half Dome. Currently we’re cruising at 32,000 feet, and we should be arriving at our destination on schedule. Your luggage should arrive about a day or two later. Thank you for flying with us today, and enjoy the rest of your flight.”